He’s conned his cult with shitty shoes and pieces of his suit
And cheap bibles the origin of which is in dispute
And digital NFTs of him trying hard to look
Like macho guys or Superman instead of a cheap crook
And now his “very beautiful face” in silver engravings
Is his newest scam to pry from suckers their life savings.
Assuming each Trump Coin weighs in at one ounce of pure silver
And it’s a pretty big assumption to think he’d deliver
An entire ounce without first shaving down a bit
Of silver that’s pure when he can sandwich cheap crap in it
Like pot metal but for now let’s give such concerns a pass
And calculate how much real silver Trump Coins could amass.
31 bucks 17 cents was this morning’s worth
Of one ounce of pure silver in any bank on Earth
So if Trump Coins are pure silver and really one ounce weigh
At 100 bucks a pop he’ll have a great payday
Because 100 minus 31 point 17
Leaves 68 point 83 from each coin he will glean.
He’ll need to sell about 6 coins to make the same amount
Of profit he did on those crappy sneakers he cranked out
From some sweat shop in China for around 12 bucks a pair
But since 400 for 12 dollar sneakers chumps thought fair
Those same chumps will at questionable shaved silver coins next toss
Their cash to own Trump’s “very beautiful face” stamped on dross.
22 September 2024
Trump Isn’t Even Trying To Hide That His New Merch Is A Scam. https://flip.it/IwQUly
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