Once upon a time Rudi was headline news each day
Oozing black goo while pushing though Trump’s election play
But that was then and this is now and he has disappeared
From daily news and is by those opposed to Trump not feared
Not that he really ever was but now even less than
When touting for Dear Leader’s fake fraud vote election plan.
Oozing black goo while pushing though Trump’s election play
But that was then and this is now and he has disappeared
From daily news and is by those opposed to Trump not feared
Not that he really ever was but now even less than
When touting for Dear Leader’s fake fraud vote election plan.
Rudi has now been disbarred and cannot practice law
A practice that he never really mastered as we saw
You can’t improve your lawyering if practice you’ve constricted
To advocating for one client who wants truth restricted
To his side of the argument and makes an angry fuss
Against all disagreeing and throws them under the bus.
So here’s one last poem for Rudi who hereafter will not
Be seen oozing hair products that look like runny black snot
Or pretending a lawn and garden four seasons venue
He really had intended to reserve for you know who
For sadly after his disbarment we’ll no longer see
Law ever again practiced with such comic mastery.
29 September 2024
Rudi Giuliani disbarred in Washington after pushing Trump’s 2020 election claim. https://flip.it/_MmFs9
“About damned time”: Experts celebrate Giuliani losing law license in DC for election denial. https://flip.it/GH6vy8
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