Another Crappy Product

Another crappy product from the same old crappy guy
Who’d fail at every business venture to which he’d apply
Because he has so many times gained bankruptcy before
By selling crappy stuff and services those smart abhor

Now once again as all times before cheaply produced crap

He’s hawking to remain on the successful conman’s map.

As elections approach and legal fees become past due

Ever more crap offerings the Donald will pursue

So far he’s offered NFTs of him dressed up like heroes

And ugly sneakers nobody would wear except cult weirdos

And $30 silver coins each for $100 bucks

And now a gold watch fashion experts sucks.

But a sucker’s born every minute so I guess enough

Minutes have passed for millions now born to buy cheap stuff

Offered by Dear Leader that is crap to those who know

Quality but not to fools whose parted dollars flow

From their life savings to Trump’s coffers they’ve made overflow

Thanks to their inability to overpriced crap know.

So maybe enough suckers who are rich and dumb enough

Will pay 100K for diamond encrusted gold fluff

In the form of ugly watches fashion experts pan

Because overpriced ugly like his golden toilet can

Is what he’ll always offer to cult idiots who’ll pay

For crap they later find they cannot even give away.

28 September 2024

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