Consistently Idiotic

Another very stupid thing’s been said by Vance (JD)
That isn’t being greeted by Trump’s team too happily
Because now they must scramble to contain with all their might
The newest crisis Vance just dumped on MAGA’s extreme right
By saying that school shooting are ‘a fact of life’ and so
We all should just accept them as part of our nation’s show.

Vance (JD) has got to be the greatest VP choice

MAGA could have made to make all Democrats rejoice

He really is as stupid as he’s claimed rednecks can be

And when it comes to Trump’s campaign he’ll write the elegy

The MAGA mob is stuck with him and Trump is less than happy

That both he and his VP choice have campaign skills so crappy.

Here’s a raised glass to Vance (JD) who someday history

Will see as the most awful VP choice MAGAs could see

But also the best ever VP choice Dems could hope for

Because although they hated him they too did him adore

For saying things so consistently idiotic that

Dems were delighted MAGA threw into the ring his hat.

6 September 2024

Trump’s team scrambles after JD Vance calls school shootings ‘a fact of life’. https://flip.it/k4Vfqy

Walz Rips Vance As ‘Pathetic’ for Asking Nation to Accept Mass Shootings as ‘Fact of Life”. https://flip.it/s8I5Fy