Incognito

Mike Lindell’s chopped foam company his lunacy dispatched
Because his politics did most of its customers snatch

Away because they were so sick and tried of the tricks
He kept trying to pull off to Trump’s lost election fix
By claiming there was cheating by rigged voting machines he
Would prove by showing evidence he promised we’d soon see.

With his company destroyed and evidence not found

No matter his insistence he to find it would be bound

Mike found he had time on his hands and so decided he

Would investigate unisex bathrooms secretly

And so he shaved his mustache off and wore shades and a hat

To sneak into the DNC to find who in loos sat.

The party once Republican that MAGA kooks have captured

Is so obsessed with ensuring all bathrooms remain fractured

Into separate segregated places that don’t merge

Into one single place to go when someone gets the urge

That Mike shaved off his ‘stash and incognito went to see

Where AI-faked DNC crowds went to poop and/or pee.

Mike Lindell claims the battle fought between evil and good

Is raging because Dems don’t excrete where God says they should

So undercover he snuck in to evidence obtain

That from unisex bathrooms evil Dems cannot refrain

No evidence his incognito sneaking’s yet revealed

Perhaps the toilets he looked in weren’t those where it congealed?

23 August 2024

Mike Lindell Shaved Mustache to go ‘Incognito’ at DNC and Investigate Unisex Bathrooms: “Spiritual Battle of Evil and Good”. https://flip.it/._I4tj