Kangaroos

The GOP knows it won’t survive after Trump’s conviction
Unless it more aggressively investigates the fiction
That his trial did not cleave tightly to the rule of law
But was a weapon his foes used to rub Dear Leader raw
By finding guilt on every charge which had nothing to do
With so called “Justice” but instead proved the court kangaroo.

And so investigations on the Hill will now increase

That make all chance of governing through compromise there cease

As kangaroo courts the right’s accused the left of fomenting

Become the standard tools they use to continue preventing

Anything resembling lawmaking to emerge

From their side whose goal remains to all rule of law scourge.

Led by toady Mike Johnson, their side’s main wuss dipshit

All Republicans will strive to deal a fatal hit

To anything their Keystone Cop investigations prove

Dems used as weapons to Dear Leader throw off of his groove

As usual they’ll find nothing but that is not the point

Their goal is keeping fat asses in the Hill’s cushy joint.

They know all policies they’re running on next time around

Do not resound with most voters so new ways must be found

To declare upcoming elections weren’t fairly run

If shit they’ve pulled behind the scenes does not elect their scum

And so they’ll cite investigations to voters in hopes

It proves their side’s accomplished more than being Trump toad jokes.

And so here they go once again while government decays

Because Trump toads fear job loss more than changing losing ways

So thus are stuck with policies none want except those few

God’s directly commanded to push his Will Be Done through

They won’t allow voting majorities to still expect

To win after laws hung guilt charges around Trump’s fat neck.

5 June 2024

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