Someone at a Trump rally so newspapers did note
Had a cardiac arrest which could be all she wrote
Trump was blathering away but came to a full stop
And said “Oh Wow!” before his pig lips more blather let drop
Too bad about that guy but then again it’s kind of grand
To think Trump rallies could make MAGA heart attacks expand.
Had a cardiac arrest which could be all she wrote
Trump was blathering away but came to a full stop
And said “Oh Wow!” before his pig lips more blather let drop
Too bad about that guy but then again it’s kind of grand
To think Trump rallies could make MAGA heart attacks expand.
Someone had a heart attack at a Trump rally but
It only stopped him from keeping his whiny pig lips shut
For a few minutes before they resumed whine-laden flapping
Because when his complaints begin there’s no dial them backing
For very long no matter what is happening around
The podium from which “poor little me” complaints resound.
Intelligence at rallies dies each time Dear Leader speaks
The same old tired whine refrain that never suffers tweaks
So wouldn’t it be something if it caused more heart attacks
By repetitiously repeating speeches substance lacks?
But that’s just wishful thinking about cultists who survive
Constant refrain of foes they are instructed to despise.
3 March 2024
(…Read the heart attack article last night, can’t find it today, still looking)
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