Worthless Endorsements

Trump's complete and total endorsement’s too little too late

To stop Lauren Boebert from meeting her loser’s fate

Because after her theater groping and her district switch

All she’s seen to be in Colorado’s a dump bitch

And so no matter what endorsement Trump lays on her head

Colorado voters will vote her win chance stone dead.

Trump endorsements prove to be the fatal kiss of death

For candidates who inhale MAGA goals with every breath

His claim all win because of him is not backed up by facts

That quantify the number of losers he’s said he backs

2022 elections rather than landslide

Proved disasters for those who endorsements he supplied.

The GOP apparently has forgotten how many

Candidates endorsed by Trump of which there were then plenty

Lost big during midterm elections where the party out

Of power managed to roar back in numbers without doubt

As was the pattern before Trump’s endorsement of those losing

Like Oz and Walker and other nuts led to MAGA’s bruising.

And yet here we go once again with candidates who clamor

For Trump’s endorsement even though they’ve proven not to matter

If candidates who he endorses are MAGA nut cases

And also as in Boebert's case sex in public disgraces

No matter how much she claims to be a good Christian wench

Trump’s endorsement can’t supersede public sex display’s stench.

2 March 2024

Trump: Boebert Has My Complete And Total Endorsement https://flip.it/E.RyCj

Trump Casts Aside Repeated Scandals To Endorse Lauren Boebert Again https://flip.it/AYQDG4

Donald Trump is trying to save Lauren Boebert’s flailing campaign https://flip.it/9h-pv4