OMG!

OMG! The ultimate con game has now come due:
Trump is selling cheap bibles to raise a buck or two!
He who’s the direct opposite of everything Christ taught
Has decided that conning Christians is worth one more shot
Because there’s no one else remaining on which cons still work
Except evangelicals who worship the fat jerk.

OMG! The bible Trump is touting for high fee

Of $60 which the shoddy book’s not worth clearly

Plus shipping and handling is wrapped up in a flag

Like the one he humps on stage when rallies start to lag

But his “God Bless the USA” bible may bring a frown

To Christians when they realize it must be held upside down.

OMG! Trump’s lies to pitch his cheap bible just got

Surreal with his claims it’s his favorite book and there’s a lot

Of bibles, indeed “many”, in each room inside his home

So he can read them everywhere his bone spurs chance to roam

It may be he has crates of them at home he’s yet to sell

But “favorite book” and he can “read” - surreal lies sure as Hell!

27 March 2024

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