Donald Trump and Katie Britt! It would be a divine
Match made up in heaven if they worked there overtime
The pairing of a wannabe macho male known to slight
Women with a woman whose baby voice faked contrite
What better combo than the two of them could ever be
For loser as Prez candidate and loser his VP?
Match made up in heaven if they worked there overtime
The pairing of a wannabe macho male known to slight
Women with a woman whose baby voice faked contrite
What better combo than the two of them could ever be
For loser as Prez candidate and loser his VP?
Donald Trump and Katie Britt! Minds reel at the sub-plot
Of MAGA panic if Trump picks Britt for his VP slot
A wannabe dictator on stage with fake female fluff
Whose baby voice would counterpoint his macho male voice gruff
Late night comics would have enough material to joke
Straight through into November to at the odd couple poke.
Donald Trump and Katie Britt! Kate Britt and Don Trump! Whew!
No better combination of fake voices could pursue
His desired dictatorship and her kitchen wife role
(Except she’s way smarter than him and cooking’s not her goal)
OK, she’s not the candidate most women would want but
She’s better than dumb mean Marge Green or Kari Lake the slut.
In kitchens and bedrooms are the only places where
GOP men want women to perform, not out where there
Are remnants of Trump’s cultists still waiting to be told
How angry they must be in voices that are loud and bold
Which if before or after they a small baby voice hear
Would throw words mean Trump’s pig lips scream at them out on their ear.
So if Trump’s handlers prevail a female he’ll select
To be his VP so here’s hoping Britt’s who he’ll inject
Into the slot where she would disgust a lot many more
Women than her tiny baby voice appalled before
And in addition undermine the voice Trump’s pig lips fake
To like the baby voice Kate fakes from Democrats votes take.
12 March 2024
Please let Donald Trump pick Katie Britt as his VP. It’d be a hoot https://flip.it/BiQhLB
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