Comic Masterpiece

Katie Britt’s heart’s been broken by laughter that began
Right after she in fundy baby voice broadcast her scam
From her kitchen which for MAGA males seemed apropos
Because it’s one of two locations handmaidens can go

To perform good wife duties and if within those two they
Don’t provide food and themselves men may then send them away.

Katie Britt’s heart’s been broken by late night comedy

Because mocking her baby voiced speech was so easy

And also because in her kitchen her refrigerator

Before which she sat was not revealed until much later

To cost $8,000 dollars so her poor frightened wife act

Although Oscar-worthy wasn’t too honest in fact.

Katie Britt’s heart’s been broken by comics who foresaw

Their chance to mock her act and rub her faked emotions raw

And reveal dates places and presidents she scrambled to

Imply Joe Biden was the guy in office when news flew 

That a poor young girl was sex-trafficked during his Prez watch

By an immigrant whose capture he clearly did botch.

Katie Britt’s heart’s been broken because the lies she told

And the locations she selected were comedic gold

Republicans who pinned their hopes on her rebuttal learned

A comic masterpiece she had created when she’d turned

Her baby voice from panicky to giggly and then

Returned to fear before turning strange giggles on again.

Katie Britt’s heart’s been broken so what else can she do

But follow Trump's example and fake more emotions to

Screw cash out of poor suckers who believe her baby voice

Is real and feel their cash her appeal gains through that voice choice

Will soothe their pain when MAGAs gain when next elections place

A smile on the baby lady by laughter disgraced.

12 March 2024

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