Upended

Speaker Johnson says Trump calls no single shot at all
In the House where Republicans determined to forestall
Every bill put forward so he can win come November
Casts votes in the way he demands they all better rememberer
It’s no kind of coincidence all their votes please him so
They vote the way he wants because he has their ass in tow.

Those with brains that can think think Trump is a stupid ass

Dumber than a box of rocks so their brains are aghast

That so many in Congress on the right side of the aisle

And so many across the country mile after mile

His con convinced he is The Chosen One God sent to Earth

With stable brain that doesn’t make intelligence reverse.

So really it’s no big surprise Trump toads like Johnson lie

By claiming independence to their compliance deny

With orders issued by Dear Leader each to which they jump

Up before asking how high? ‘ere they come down on their rump

All MAGA Party members know they must do as directed

Or else Trump will endorse someone else to get them rejected.

That threat lets Trump call every shot in his toad MAGA House

Which stopped being Republican once every MAGA louse

Through fear got every other toady member to agree

That doing what Trump tells them to do is how they must be

But since that means they can’t think for themselves they must pretend

Their independent asses don’t stuff Trump up the rear end.

7 February 2024

Speaker Johnson says Trump “not calling the shots” in the House https://flip.it/IS_Naw