To The Bottom

The race to the bottom is on and Stefanik’s ahead
For saying what Pence didn’t do Jan 6 she’d do instead
No lower way can she display to Trump her loyalty
Than saying she’d have kept him Prez if she’d then been VP

So if he makes her his VP he’ll have no need to worry
That she his orders would obey unquestioned in a hurry. 

Amid the VP chatter Stefanik holds current lead

Among all MAGA women kissing ass at lightening speed

To prove to Trump their loyalty he need not ever doubt

For who better to be his VP choice than one who’d rout

Legal votes cast against him no matter what their sum

And by so doing ensure he’s remained the Chosen One.

Elise is not the only woman whose ass-kissing’s trying

To make her VP by out-lying other women lying

About things they’ll promise to do for Trump if he’ll them pick

And doing what Pence would not do’s among those things least sick

Marge and Kari also seek to set the winning pace

To the bottom of Trump’s bottom-kissing VP race.

9 February 2024

Amid VP chatter, Elise Stefanik joins the race to the bottom https://flip.it/UmmioH

Stefanik says she “would not have done what Mike Pence did” on Jan 6 https://flip.it/5w-OSF