Constituents say good riddance to Lauren Boebert who
Had abandoned them and off to greener pastures flew
To another Colorado district where her hope
Was to be seen as candidate and not gun-slinging joke
But after coming in fifth place things don’t there look too good
For a complete bozo who can’t keep her hands where she should.
Every since her first election Boebert’s been no more
Had abandoned them and off to greener pastures flew
To another Colorado district where her hope
Was to be seen as candidate and not gun-slinging joke
But after coming in fifth place things don’t there look too good
For a complete bozo who can’t keep her hands where she should.
Every since her first election Boebert’s been no more
Than a rootin’-tootin’ news-pollutin’ gun tout bore
Who never had time to do things for those she represented
Because she spent time getting her reputation cemented
As a pistol-packin’ better-not-mess-with-me bitch
Who became a joke who made voters from her unhitch.
When you win your first election by 20,000 votes
And your second by 546 it denotes
That if you run again where you have run two before
It won’t be pretty what that district holds for you in store
So Boebert to an eastern Colorado district fled
Where “carpetbagger” is the new term they’d placed on her head.
Like every other arrogant dumb GOP asshole
Who with Trump from America took such a heavy toll
Boebert will someday pass away and become nothing more
In her case than a memory of a crotch-grabbing whore
Who accomplished nothing during her terms one and two
Except to enrage voters who won’t let a third accrue.
9 February 2024
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