In-Fun Sex Sect

The rabid anti-abortionism the GOP

Once Trump returns plans to impose across the whole country

Is well known but beyond it lurks another sex-linked thing

They’d also impose that carries an even bigger sting

Against all mixed sex couples who are intending to play

Around together for fun without children on the way.

Republicans are working on a plan they plan to use

Once Trump is back to all sex recreational abuse

Any sex not taken for procreation alone
They plan to make illegal so no coupling is prone
The be for pleasure only, all sex that’s not undertaken
To conceive a child they by law will make forsaken.

I guess that means rape’s still OK with them because there’s no 

Pleasure to be had by women who it undergo

But if both man and woman derive pleasure from sex acts

The GOP plan will subject them to legal attacks

And it goes without saying laws will even more deny

Same sex couple sex because kids from it don’t apply.

How they’d impose such strict sex laws is kind of hard to see

Monitors in bedrooms before sex begins maybe

Like CCTVs linked to AI programs that can sense

Sex that’s undertaken at procreation’s expense

Handmaid’s tales are mild compared to no-fun sex vision

Republicans would enforce to ensure there’s cell division.

It probably won’t be enough for them to simply rule

That hereafter forever birth control pills won’t be cool

Couples tend to play around so they will have to take

More drastic measures to ensure fun sex couples forsake

Like sex police who monitor CCTVs and raid

Homes to separate and beat those who at sex have played.

It’s kind of fun to contemplate each extreme right wing way

Republicans might try to non-procreative sex slay

But not so fun to realize they believe God’s bid them end

Sex that does not create children they then won’t defend

From hunger and poverty once they’re forced to be born

By hypocrites who all fun sex except their own they scorn.

22 February 2024

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