Health Facade

Donald Trump is keeping up a schedule that would kill
Much younger men who don’t eat Big Macs to their stomachs fill
Who do not stay hydrated swilling Diet Cokes alone
And whose exercise program isn’t golf cart driving prone
But despite observations that his schedule wears him down
He’ll keep it part of the health facade needed by the clown.

Consider Trump’s thick orange pancake makeup slathered face

And polyester hairpiece worn to his baldness efface

Each is part of his health facade’s package meant to steer

His cult into believing of his health they’ve nought to fear

Great genes bullshit is not enough to show cult eyes he’s young

So his health facade he needs to hide old age to him clung.

His daily health facade routine includes the need to race

Here and there to prove he can maintain a healthy pace

But that pace is wearing him down as can be plainly seen

In words he slurs and random disconnected thoughts that stream

From pig lips growing ever more exhausted every day

By claiming he feels no older than 35, OK?

Upon Trump’s heath horizon collapse rears its aging head

The race is on to see if health’s facade keeps him non-dead

Until November comes and he’s allowed again to run

Provided Justice fails or jail time for him has begun

Until then ever more random slurs will his pig lips squeal

Because his health facade can’t mask old age grown very real.

18 January 2024

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