Sinking

When your lifeboat is springing leaks and sharks have gathered near

It’s not time to pretend that you are fine and have no fear
And act like you always do and deny you’ll soon be beaten
As lower your boat sinks to where your asses will be eaten
But bailing out your boat together your factions won’t do
They’d rather bicker and do nothing as more sharks accrue.

When your political party’s so torn itself apart

That 20 of your House members have declared they’ll depart

And your slim majority you’ve slimmed more to stop the play

Of comical embarrassment George Santos brought your way

And a movement is growing to throw Gaetz out on his ear

It’s not the best time to deny the waterline draws near.

But rather than bailing together to make changes to

Your leaking boat your Speaker for Dear Leader has come through

He’ll now allow impeachment hearings that he said before

Insufficient evidence would be for them in store

Trump’s under two indictments so demands one for Joe be

His next distraction to delay him meeting destiny.

So MAGA Mike will now allow a hearing to proceed

That for which he’s admitted previously there’s no need

I guess it’s easier to let something you know may fail

Take precedence over the dire need to water bail

Together as one team your ship of fools will never be

Because as water levels rise they bend on sodden knee.

11 December 2023

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