Opportunity

If you miss Tucker Carlson then there’s good news for you
You no longer need to sit around the house feeling blue
Because Fox fired the pundit you used to love to hear
And no one since has been able to fill your MAGA ear
With the same levels of disdain, hate, and innuendo
Tucker tucked you in at night with with his cancelled show.

Ex-Fox News host T. Carlson’s launching a streaming service

And you can be sure what he says on it won’t make you nervous

You’ll once again hear hate-laced accusations every day

Plus questions that are suggestions for one low price you’ll pay

For only $72 dollars paid annually

You’ll be a “Founding Member” of his renewed punditry!

He’ll soon be streaming his service without further delay

So send your check or money order to him right away

And as a “Founding Member” you’ll get in on the ground floor

Of diatribes and interviews and lies…but wait, there’s more!!!

Although he just implies it in his ads there’s sure to be

Opportunity to send more cash exclusively!!!

10 December 2023

Ex-Fox News Host Tucker Carlson Is Launching His Own Streaming Service, Will Charge $72 per Year to ‘Founding Members’ https://flip.it/cC__3y

Tucker Carlson Starts Subscription Website, Promises Exclusive Content https://flip.it/PFK6j3