Dress Rehersal

Trump never showed up once in court while his rape case was on
He even skipped the verdict of guilt for his tiny schlong
There was no point in showing up, he knew he couldn’t make
A case for sending money to a sex offending rake.

But now he’s in count daily as his civil tax fraud case

Proceeds and how much it will cost him carries on apace

Because money’s easy to raise, it really isn’t hard

To appeal to your cult by playing the poor victim card.

So every day Trump and his kids sit smug in center stage

Bemoaning how unfair the trial is in practiced rage

To keep donations pouring in that ensure no depletion

Of coffers once filled thanks to property value deletion.

The trial is a dress rehearsal for those yet to come

When Georgia and the Feds take their turns convicting the scum

Trump’s whole family is using it to field test their appeal

To idiots from whom money they’ll continue to steal.

And so in court day after day we’ll continue to hear

Indignant accusations of UNFAIR!!! to bring a tear

To the eyes of suckers in Trump’s cult and keep depleting 

Their bank accounts to help defray the high cost of tax cheating.

And after the tax fraud case wraps up bigger trials will come

Wherein whining Trumps will appeal to all those downright dumb

Enough to send yet more cash in and claim it will be spent

To fight unfair trials besetting the real President.

4 November 2023

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