Tramp Revamp

Somebody apparently got Lauren B to see
That giving boyfriends handjobs is not good win policy
And getting groped in public is an election mistake
Such acts do not convey the image Christians want to make
And chance of re-election would be a snowball’s in Hell
If she did not revamp her campaign strategy real well.

And so instead of grabbing crotch in theaters she’s begun

To grab attention by in public grabbing her grandson

To give being a grandmother a media spin whirl

Thanks to her 17 year old son’s 15 year old girl

The visuals are bound to be more positive than those

That camera in that theater did to her voters expose.

Boebert never understood that when your vote count drops

From 20,000 the first time to 500 plus tops

It indicates a trend that will not change if you continue

Acting like an idiot and the next time will dwindle

So low it will make defeat come a-knocking at your door

If you don’t at least try to pretend you’re not a dumb whore.

31 October 2023

Out-raised and embattled, Lauren Boebert heads back to Colorado with a revamped campaign strategy https://flip.it/u8xS-u