The Usual Suspects

The usual suspects are as usual again
Positioning themselves to current incumbents upend
By hinting they may throw their hats in rings and therefore will
Once called upon to serve serve up a campaign poison pill
To unseat those not pure enough to MAGA cultists be
And take their place as elected dictator wannabe.

Kari Lake thinks she can win Sinema’s senate seat

By placing her complaints about her Gov. loss on repeat

And using non-stop whimpering to gain the MAGA vote

That sends her not Governorship but Senator lifeboat

Sinema will lose because both parties hate her so

But will Lake take per place? We’ll have to wait to see to know.

Pedo Gaetz hopes that since he has single-handedly

Ripped apart the entire Republican Party

Enough MAGA credentials he thereby has gained to win

Governorship of Florida that’s currently filled in

By a tiny total loser tyrant wannabe

Who in all polls is headed to the bottom rapidly.

And Gym Jordan also intends to for position run

He holds a House seat already so why not add more scum

To it by becoming House Speaker Donald Trump endorses

To keep his party’s chaos set upon current mad courses?

Who better to be Speaker than he on whom Trump did lay

The Congressional Medal of Honor for what none can say.

The usual suspects are lined up and raring to go

Ignoring polls and indications their win chances blow

Their loyalty to Dear Leader they’re sure’s more than enough

To guarantee their landslide victory will not be tough

We’ll have to wait and see how future elections work out

For cultists convinced loyalty earns them Dear Leader’s clout.

7 October 2023

Kari Lake to announce Senate run for Sinema’s seat in Arizona https://flip.it/sfoAs3

Matt Gaetz just positioned himself for Florida Governor https://flip.it/TrcRBj

Trump’s Pick for Speaker is a Nightmare Waiting to Happen https://flip.it/ufWS9U