Dry Lake

Back to Kari Lake again because she’ll never quit
Dumping on Arizona her “I’m Governor!!!” bullshit
Like Trump she lost real bigly but then refused to concede
Because except for his her ego’s narcissistic need
Is larger than anyone’s so insists she was cheated
Out of a victory that historic vote counts exceeded.

She really isn’t Governor no matter what she thinks

And inside maybe kind of knows her chance to be so stinks

And so since Simena declared she's now an “independent”

Lake’s hoping she can wave before her name a Senate pendent

Which is making the National Republican Committee

See Arizona as a state where sending money’s shitty.

So now that Kari Lake’s declared the Senate race she’s in

Money for Arizona from the GOP will thin

In fact it may be totally cut off because they see

They don’t need Arizona for national victory

So no money they’ll send to Lake and she’ll campaign alone

Stuck in a boat out on a lake left dryer than a bone.

 

October 8 2023

GOP could walk away from Arizona if Kari Lake joins Senate race https://flip.it/_fSwfe

Kari Lake jumps into the Arizona Senate race https://flip.it/P0D95v