Pot Shot

Given everything that’s going on around him now
Like 91 indictments through which his lawyers’ lies plow
And lawsuits out the wazoo brought by and against him too
And rallies where cult marks he suckers bucks from have no clue
You’d think the worry that Dear Leader hides but surely feels
Would make him talk about more than DeSantis’ high heels.

But anything that puts DeSantis down with him is fine

And that is why the high heel thing he’s working overtime

By posting pictures that reveal weird boots on the short fellow

And applying a brand new sharpie the color of yellow

To claim through bad art the legs in the boots are elevated

Which as a way to cut Ron down to size has him elated.

No matter how strong accusations against him appear

From Roy Coen he learned long ago to hide his inner fear

By projecting mockery against anyone who

He sees as threat it his stature by an inch or two

And so he’s mocking DeSantis for trying not to be

The shortest candidate running against him currently.

DeSantis’ heels aren’t much threat to a fat orange clown

Who to seem taller wears ties that hang a long long way down

He also wears to represent to absurd length extreme

Something a lot shorter than he hopes long ties make seem

And plastic hair and bronzer so despite high heel pot shot

The pot calling the kettle black’s more heel by a whole lot.

10 October 2023

Donald Trump mocks Ron DeSantis for allegedly wearing hidden heels https://flip.it/zXF0jp

Trump Posts Screenshots Insisting Ron DeSantis Wears Hidden Heels https://flip.it/HTPo9e