No Contest

If Ron DeSantis is lying about how tall he stands
By wearing funny boots that do not pass media scans
Then why is it surprising it has been reported he
Is lying to Fox News about LGBQ and T
Anti-laws in Florida and also about books
His state has banned but he says didn’t hoping no one looks?

As lying liars go Trump’s set the bar so high no one

Could ever hope to surpass him no matter what the sum

Of total lies lied over time, George Santos may weigh in

At close second by lying lies that consistently spin

From indicted lips but given Trump’s 91 count

23 indictments George now has gain no shout-out.

If every lie Republicans have lied since trickle-down

Became their lie to justify the greed in which they drown

Could be added up the total still would not exceed

The total number of lies Trump over four years did feed

During his reign as tyrant wannabe and still does spew

To all who know he lies and all who still don’t have a clue.

Ron DeSantis has come late to the Right’s lying games

Although as a Republican they’re coursing through his veins

And lying to Fox News is not the smartest thing to try

When trying to become known as a premier lying guy

Among Republicans because Fox knows lies very well

As media outlet within which GOP lies dwell.

DeSantis may keep trying to become a liar known

Within a lying party to which lying is so prone

But he’s started so far behind he never will catch up

Even with Santos to win The Biggest Liar’s Cup

That cup belongs to Trump alone no matter what the number

Of Republicans who crawl out from lie-slimed rocks under.

11 October 2023

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