Be Prepared

After weeks of chaos Republicans have elected
A speaker who believes God ordained him to be selected!
A quiet backbench fanatic no one seems much to know
Who masterminded Trump’s Jan 6 coup insurrection show
And has been anti-gay/anti-abortion all along
Is two heartbeats from Prez so what could possibly go wrong?

By electing Mike Johnson all Republicans declared

Their party will forever continue to remain scared

Of doing and of saying and of thinking anything

Not endorsed by Dear Leader and with their votes kissed his ring

And ass by selecting as speaker someone they trust to

See that they do all things the Chosen One demands they do.

So be prepared for shutdowns that are guaranteed to come

And expect women’s bodies to remain under male thumb

Get ready for anti-LGBQT hate extreme

And anticipate arrogance increasingly more mean

As the GOP’s speaker steers all party policies

In each direction Trump demands to never him displease.

26 October 2023

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