Goose-Stepping Clowns

It never was a marriage made in Heaven anyway
So why should we be surprised if we soon will all Hell pay

Because a rapidly approaching government shutdown
Resulting from divorce between a wuss and bimbo clown
May never be resolved which for the clown would be just fine
Because to Trump’s call for chaos she’s goose-stepping in line.

Kevin McC and Margie Greene, peas mismatched in one pod

Struck up a weak alliance to plough pathways through the sod

Of gridlocked bill insanity House Republicans wrought

But with Trump’s call for chaos their alliance is now shot

Because Marge harkened once again to her Dear Leader’s voice

Which left McCarthy in the cold and made chaos rejoice.

With this divorce upon us functioning government’s dead

Thanks to Marge lying down again in the Chosen One’s bed

Which left McCarthy stranded out on isolated limb

He’s occupied since it took 15 votes to get him in

The leadership position for which he proves so inept

When a clown calls for chaos and clowns in response goose-step.

26 September 

Kevin McCarthy’s alliance with Marjorie Taylor Greene “Wobbly” as she obeys Trump’s calls for chaos https://flip.it/dg6L2n

From Vacation Plans to Stock Portfolios: Here’s How a Government Shutdown Could Mess With Your Life https://flip.it/jRhdwD

Thump breaks with McCarthy, pushing Republicans to shut down the government https://flip.it/5w5TrD