Because it was on April first that Sarah Palin said
She planned to run for Congress all thought it a joke instead
But she really was serious about her Congress run
And that’s about as unfunny a joke as there could come
On April Fool’s Day because when it comes to fools she rates
Despite so many GOP fools up there with the greats.
She planned to run for Congress all thought it a joke instead
But she really was serious about her Congress run
And that’s about as unfunny a joke as there could come
On April Fool’s Day because when it comes to fools she rates
Despite so many GOP fools up there with the greats.
When Sarah looks up from reading all newspapers in print
From her porch she can of Russia see more than a glint
Despite the fact an ocean many miles wide does pass
Between Russia and her front porch where her papers amass
It must be those big fashion glasses on her eagle eyes
That give her vision powers normal eyes can’t realize.
If Sarah had just kept reading newspapers every day
And watching Russians cavort across miles of sea spray
Today’s poem would have been about some other right wing fool
Worth satirizing for something they did that was not cool
But Palin says she’s running so this poem recalls jokes past
And predicts a run for Congress filled with foolishness vast.
3 April 2022
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