Very Very Smart

“Boebert blasts Harris for being poorly educated”
Now that’s the kind of joke that makes irony elevated!
There’s no way you could make such stuff up even if you tried
A thousand typing monkeys could not it ever provide
It’s the type of joke that occurs so infrequently
It becomes a comic classic immediately.

A high school dropout who years later got a GED

Feels good mocking a college grad with Harvard Law degree

As a know-nothing about everything which goes to show

How low very uneducated think so smart to go

The irony’s so very thick even the sharpest knife

Could never scratch the surface stupidity so rife.

Unfortunately Boebert represents a common thread

That’s filling half the population with a sense of dread

Because the other half she represents is so dumbed down

By lies that keep on spewing from the pig-lipped orange clown

Who they believe God chose to recognize what dumb is worth

An move uneducated white racists to the top berth.

Republicans who’ve hitched their star to the Boeberts and Greenes

And others of that ilk whose brains function well below means

Think it their God-given right to smarter brains deplore

In those who unlike them don’t hard stuff like science ignore

Besides Dear Leader loves them and he’s very very smart

So they must be smart also too and from that thought won’t part.

15 March 2022

https://flip.it/CuD7BpLauren Boebert blasts Kamala Harris for being poorly educated