Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Pig Lipped Hole

Another day, another lie, they really pile up
When lies are all Trump’s pig lips to us over airwaves dump
This time the lie’s of burner phones of which he’s never heard
Except he has if we can take John Bolton at his word
Which although a bit questionable has a better chance
Of being true than what Trump’s pig lips spew in daily rants.

Not knowing about burner phones is a bit hard to buy
When Jan 6 conversations turn up 7 hours shy
In phone records between Donald Trump and others that day
Insurrection almost blew democracy away
What Trump says about burner phones take with a grain of salt
He would not have remained silent during his coup assault.

So when with extreme fanfare although he’s a modest guy
Trump documents a hole-in-one with thunderous outcry
Questions arise concerning his golf boast’s accuracy
Did his ball really sail away so magnificently
Through “5 feet of cut” whatever that is and straight on flew
Into a hole…or from a pig lipped hole did new lie spew?

30 March 2022

https://flip.it/F_l93WTrump says he has 'no idea what a burner phone is' as Jan. 6 committee probes missing logs

https://flip.it/uRfKP9Trump: ‘I Have No Idea What a Burner Phone Is’

https://flip.it/7uXuGpJohn Bolton Contradicts Trump on ‘Burner Phone’ Denial, Says He Discussed Them Multiple Times

https://flip.it/3cXAN9Donald Trump told the world about his hole-in-one in the Trumpiest way possible

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