If things are finally catching up with Trump this time around
And he’s headed for his comeuppance as sad corrupt clown
And he’s headed for his comeuppance as sad corrupt clown
He will have to start selling off assets to stay afloat
Because even the ocean is not a big enough moat
To defend his scam company from laws now piling up
To hold his ass accountable for tax dodges corrupt.
Because even the ocean is not a big enough moat
To defend his scam company from laws now piling up
To hold his ass accountable for tax dodges corrupt.
With what then would he choose to part to stay financially
Afloat when Justice comes to call I guess we’ll have to see
But given his propensity to care about no one
And nothing that exists outside his orange sack of scum
It’s easy to imagine what he’ll sell to raise the dough
He’ll need to buy guards’ favors when off into jail he’ll go.
Properties like golf courses and mansions he’ll sell first
Once again inflating the value of what they’re worth
But his potential buyers have wised up to his tax scam
And so they’ll ask their own accountants to those values scan
Which means no matter what Trump says they’re worth buyers will pay
A whole lot less than he’ll need to survive his prison stay.
And so he will have to move on to selling tons of crap
For years he did accumulate and in his homes did pack
That he gained through emoluments while being president
And through his crooked business deals where many laws he bent
His golden toilet he’ll hold on to ‘till the rest is gone
Like sharpie pens and Bible props and ties a mile long.
But even his gold toilet will not bring in all the rent
He’ll need to when he goes to jail not over beds get bent
And so when everything he’s sold except his family
He’ll expand his racism to include white slavery
His useless sons won’t bring in much, Ivanka will lots score
And turning tricks again will gain Melania much more.
Of course this poem is just an exercise in fantasy
And wishful thinking, Trump in jail we probably won’t see
In our country even fake-rich white men aren’t jailed, OK?
Because they’ve bought those who let them with their crimes get away
We may be a democracy on paper but in life
Rich tax cheats like Trump are free to sell crap and pimp their wife.
19 February 2022
https://flip.it/xS2SIRTrump May Need To Start Selling Off Assets To Stay Afloat Financially
https://flip.it/EL1VJoFOR SALE: How Donald Trump Sold Pardons For Personal Gain
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