Sows’ Ears

Missouri is the latest state to let theorists claim
That thinking Trump was robbed of victory is not insane

In that state’s Capitol rotunda a math-teaching toad

Dumped on 100 attendees a convoluted load

Of data he had gathered that he claimed proved beyond doubt

Irregularities did Donald’s second coming rout.

The new go-to that’s sweeping through red and swing states today

Is election fraud rallies whose intent is to delay

Uncovering real facts about what really came to pass

On January 6th and instead kick truth in its ass

By spinning cultist-derived theories of conspiracy

And touting them as proof that Trump still President should be.

MyPillow Guy who’s tried pushing his theories to the fore

Has been joined by new nuts numbering at least several score

Who armed with hate-filled Power Points hold followers in thrall

By projecting their bogus data up against the wall

It does not matter if their theories in no way add up

Because besides convincing their real goal is to disrupt.

By driving deep into the heart of their country a wedge

They further separate from truth alt-facts they from depths dredge

Up from the slime-pits of their fervid Trump-worshipping brains

Where no tangled webs of insane belief are too inane

And random rumors are woven into warped tapestry

Of convoluted logic beyond fringe of sanity.

MyPillow Guy and Math Man and Trump toadies of their ilk

Are weaving sows’ ears out of theories that contain no silk

And touting them as truth to cultists gathered ‘round to hear

Their latest tortured logic and conspiracies unclear

They use to dull Occam’s Razor to ineffective blade

Unable to shave truth from their Q-Anon hit parade.

 

7 January 2022

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