Bush League

Bush-hidin’ Devin Nunes days ago chose to resign
To lead Trump’s social media he left Congress behind
Which has upset conservatives who counted on his vote
Because his leaving loosens their grip on Pelosi’s throat
But lots more upset by far has been the Fresno Bee
His hometown paper which has trolled him very brutally.

The Bee is upset he packed up his tent and ran away

From representing those he never met with anyway

So it ran a “help wanted” ad that although tongue-in-cheek

Ripped Nunes a new one where the sun doesn’t ever peek

Because as Representative he only represented

Rich donors who had never his Trump ass-kissing resented.

He knew he could not win another term up on the hill

And so he cut a deal to be an even greater shill

For Trump by hiring on as first ever president

Of a new social media service that’s not built yet

But given Trump U and Trump Vodka history he’d better

Not hold his breath waiting to become media pace setter.

If fact Nunes may find himself out of work again soon

And regret leaving Congress behind to work for a goon

Who puts no effort into any project but himself

And so tends to push things not about him to the back shelf

And given his current focus on pushing his big lie

May push Nunes back in the bush league’s bushes (sorry, guy!).

6 January 2022

Nunes formally resigns from Congress https://flip.it/R2.G5O

Devin Nines betrays conservatives https://flip.it/ddbV2V

Former GOP Rep Gets Brutally Trolled By Hometown Newspaper https://flip.it/ibABmW