Masterminds Not

It’s silly to think Margie Greene and Lauren Boebert planned
The Jan 6 insurrection that became so out of hand
Except for Louie Gohmert no one else up on the Hill
When it comes to stupidity more closely fits the bill
To think they could plan anything involving moving parts 
Is to give too much credit the brains of dumbass tarts.

Margie Greene’s Jewish space lasers starting forest fires

Is plenty to prove no complex thought in her brain transpires

And Boebert’s pistol packing image she touts on TV

Is about as complex as high school drop out thought can be

So although so-called evidence says they were all along

The insurrection masterminds it’s obviously wrong.

But then again given the way the coup riot turned out

Perhaps it’s true those two dumb bimbos exerted some clout

Along with Louie and all other traitors now accused

Of helping plan the insurrection by lighting the fuse

That so pathetically set off the coup that tried and failed

To ensure stupid people alone in power prevailed.

1 November 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert accused of helping to plan the Capitol insurrection https://flip.it/BwAp0F