Rumors Fly

If you believe in everything QAnon at you flings
Get down to Texas to hear Trump declared the King of Kings
By JFK or Junior who will come back from the dead
Or out of hiding to say for Trump it’s full speed ahead
To rule on Earth as King of Kings of seven kings or more
So into Dallas at great speed for a miracle pour.

Although past rumors QAnoners spread never come through

This latest one is such a doozy you’re convinced it’s true

Trump by Junior or JFK (with links to Christ to boot)

Will be named King so hurry up and down to Dallas scoot

Where on the grassy knoll JFK Junior will appear

Or maybe his dead dad to bless Dear Leader while you cheer.

Considering how deep Trump has sunk his Big Lie in you

You’re ready to accept anything QAnon says true

So no stretch of imagination thinking JFK

Or Junior will return to name Trump King of Kings, OK?

Every lie Trump has told you for years has you prepared

To accept return from the dead without being too scared.

And if Junior and/or dad don’t show you still will not pout

You’ll just await the next rumor QAnon spreads out

Which is bound to be bigger than the risen from death one

You have already bought so if Jack/Junior fails to come

You’re prepared to believe next time around winged pigs will fly

When Trump is proclaimed “King of Kings” by some other dead guy.

Late Breaking News! Jack and his son were equally no-shows!

To true believers waiting in the rain that really blows

As compensation they’re convinced dead celebs by the score

They sighted in the crowd waiting for the one they adore

To be named King of Kings by someone as famous and dead

Who will appear at the Stones’ concert tonight, so it’s said.

2 November 2021

Hundreds of QAnon Fans are Going to Texas to See JFK Return. No, Seriously https://flip.it/p.nTmD

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