Manly Obsession

Josh Hawley has become obsessed, depressed, sad, and forlorn
About men driven to pornography due to the scorn
Feminists heap upon them to stop them manning up

And making them discuss feelings with girlfriend, wife, and slut
Also Gregg Abbott’s against porn in books written by those
Who unlike manly Texas men mixed genders would expose.

Pornography is the latest hot issue to be sought

By hypocrite Republicans who with it aren’t yet caught

As the end all and be all of how manly he-men could

Stop being paragons defending threatened motherhood

Who to no feminist bimbo must ever bend a knee

Because on knees before men is where women ought to be.

Men driven to pornography Hawley says must reclaim

Their loss of manliness for which strong women are to blame

And every school in Texas Abbott says must quickly purge 

Obscene reading materials that confuse manly urge

And in the place of books written by LGBTQs

Provide copies of  bibles for schoolchildren to peruse.

If manly men man up to hold down feminist Nazis

Real Nazis backing Josh Hawley they then are sure to please

And if only the good book’s stocked in Texas schools alone

Gregg Abbott’s sure kids’ eyes won’t read words tempting them to roam

Then manly males will only on real women concentrate

Which will please Josh but Gregg’s plan to end all rape complicate.

4 November 2021

Republican Senator Josh Hawley worries feminism has driven men to “pornography and video games” https://flip.it/0c.Kel

Texas Governor accuses LGBTQ books of containing “pornography” in school library fight https://flip.it/02524g