Top Troll OTT

“Desperate, deranged DeSantis devolves into dumb troll”
No better line of poetry could be the poet’s goal
The “D” alliteration is the height of rhyming art
It sets DeSantis from all other dumbasses apart
By summarizing succinctly the dumbness he displays
That lesser dumb Republicans has started to amaze.

“Desperate, Deranged DeSantis” went to Yale and Harvard too

Which is hard to believe given the grief he has put through

The residents of Florida who chose him as their leader

And if not dead yet have discovered he’s a bottom feeder

Whose one central concern only alone from nine to five

Has nothing to do with keeping those who chose him alive.

“Desperate, Deranged DeSantis” only wants one single thing

To be the “Other Than Trump” candidate next crowned as king

And to that end he is devolving into dumbest troll

Because out-Trumping Donald Trump takes such a heavy toll

On anybody’s sanity, especially on one

Who is as desperately deranged as dumb trolls ever come.

“Desperate, Deranged DeSantis” will go from bad to worse

In his attempts to spin troll pig ears into king silk purse

One wonders how he will maintain first OTT position

As what he does grows more desperately deranged in its mission

To make himself more Trump than Trump by Trumping Trump in ways

That even dumb trolls like Dear Leader constantly amaze.

‘Desperate, Deranged DeSantis” is a degenerate

For thinking everything he does is bound to be a hit

With his voters in Florida who he is sure love him

Despite doing all he has to their survival chance thin

A dumber dumbass troll caught in his own web one won’t see

Than he who wants to be top troll OTT desperately.

5 November 2021

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