Worst Wannabe

Margie Taylor Greene hopes for the President to be
Her trip to Iowa indicates she’s a wannabe
In the the race for candidates scraped off the barrel’s bottom
Put forward by Republicans come elections come autumn
In 2024, which gives the Party lots of time
To scrape up the worst wannabe it possibly can find.

To date the only two contender wannabes have been

DeSantis hitting Florida right on its Covid chin

And Abbot saying he’ll arrest all Dems when they return

From Washington where they flew to voter suppression spurn

Aside from Trump who is the biggest wannabe of all

Before Margie no other wannabes answered the call.

Well, ok, maybe Cancun Cruz once thought he had a shot

Before he left those freezing back in Texas home to rot

And Lindsey Graham was dumb enough to think he had a chance

Despite not being sure which side of the aisle to dance

And little wannabes like Hawley flit around the edges

While Trump pouts in the middle not accepting his past tenses.

But Margie Greene, Jew laser queen and wing nut case bar none?

As wannabes go she’s the worst of all the worst who’ve come

With hat in hand to kiss the ring and hope they’ll be anointed

By the great wannabe himself to be his heir appointed

So if a second run by Trump does not the next time come

Who know how low Republicans will scrape to dredge up scum?

6 August 2021

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