Pretzel Twists

You see? Yesterday’s poem predicted that Trump would deny
‘Just leave the rest up to me’ words ‘cause he’s that kind of guy
He now says so what if he said them?, those words clearly mean
In his relentless pursuit of truth he’ll go to extreme.

To uncover state fraud voting conspiracies and make
His landslide win impossible statistically to fake

Of course he had to demand those at Justice call ‘corrupt’

The election so he and his toads could his ‘loss’ disrupt.

August is here and that means Trump will soon be reinstated

Because he and MyPillow Guy have worked so unabated

To uncover and truth behind the massive voting fraud

Which is why he had to Justice officials with words prod.

He says it was his sacred job as President to be

Vigilant about pursuing the truth ceaselessly 

Which is why his words mean what he says, not what’s been reported

By those who do not understand how his job was comported.

One must be somewhat in awe of the lengths Trump will go to

To twist the truth like pretzels to fit all the things he’ll do

To justify making his big lie grow more vast each day

He claims his truth’s the only truth and real truth holds at bay.

This time he lashed out against real truth quite creatively 

Interpreting what he claims his words meant quite rapidly

Because they had caused among lawyers such a legal stir

He had to respond quickly to what they all said deter.

But by twisting pretzels so rapidly he soon may find

The truths he claims as his alone cross far over the line

Of what to all but his conned cult could be believable

By twisting ever further away from his normal bull.

1 August 2021

Trump lashed out after documents were released showing him pressuring Justice Department officials to overturn the election https://flip.it/Gkzkmt

Trump tries to defend the ‘Just say the election was corrupt’ demand https://flip.it/wE1xKX