Death By Turd

August 13th has arrived, the day MyPillow Guy
Declared the date Trump would return triumphant, which is why
A grand three-day symposium to usher in the date
He staged in South Dakota to Dear Leader reinstate
But instead of hard evidence for three long days was heard

What the cyber expert he hired described as a turd.

Hard evidence dumped for three days proved as soft as could be

As full of fluff as chopped foam pillows as seen on TV

Turd-like in every way without one shred of evidence

That would convince anyone who’s still sitting on the fence

That Trump was cheated by a vast vote count conspiracy

MyPillow Guy’s symposium was held to make all see.

Instead of showing evidence for three days OAN

Broadcast nonstop the turd Mike Lindell dumped to help his friend

Be reinstated on August 13th, which has arrived

So Trump’s got until midnight to do what Lindell contrived

To place him back on high upon his golden toilet seat

From which he dumped turds for four years before his ass got beat.

MyPillow Guy’s big bombshell evidence is now a joke

Late night comedians  an use to Dear Leader’s ass poke

Equating the turd Lindell dumped with the big turd Trump is

Not the result MyPillow Guy planned to dump through show biz

But dump it did in South Dakota, where hopes go to die

Like reinstatement’s death by turd dumped by MyPillow Guy.

13 August 2021

The Spectacular Implosion Of Mike Lindell https://flip.it/Mt3WQH

Mike Lindell’s supposed bombshell about the 2020 election blows up in his face https://flip.it/EeFsYR

MyPillow Guy’s ‘Cyber Expert’ Admits They Have No Proof Of Election Hack https://flip.it/hmkYlp