MyPillow Guy’s cyber symposium got underway
With Mike Lindell proclaiming he was up on stage to stay
All 72 hours, not one hour he would miss
Which meant for three whole days his bladder had to hold his piss
But suddenly he ran off stage after a judge declared
Dominion’s lawsuit against him he would not from be spared.
With Mike Lindell proclaiming he was up on stage to stay
All 72 hours, not one hour he would miss
Which meant for three whole days his bladder had to hold his piss
But suddenly he ran off stage after a judge declared
Dominion’s lawsuit against him he would not from be spared.
MyPillow Guy a multi billion-dollar lawsuit’s facing
Which he tried hard to stop despite his Dominion debasing
So maybe it was panic that set in once he had heard
The lawsuit would continue, and so like a frightened bird
He flew offstage (although perhaps his bladder swollen big
Caused him to his promise to remain upon stage renege).
His cyber symposium’s audience by then had shrunk
Down to a last few willing to keep listening to junk
He touted as proof positive Trump had by fake votes lost
Which only he alone would prove despite the growing cost
To his MyPillow company dropped on both left and right
From stores selling his chopped foam crap due to his fake vote fight.
It is not clear if MyPillow Guy’s returned to the stage
To with his audience sparsely remaining reengage
But his promise to stay 72 hours proved a bust
And if he could not keep that promise why should people trust
His promise to expose the truth about fake voting stealth
When he ran off perhaps in fear of exposing himself.
Today is August 12th which means the 13th is tomorrow
The date MyPillow Guy has set for Trump’s cult to cease sorrow
When Dear Leader is reinstated thanks to work extended
By the MyPillow Guy alone to get vote counts upended
But given broken promises due to fear of full bladder
It’s easy to foresee tomorrow Trump’s cult getting sadder.
12 August 2021
Judge rules Dominion case can continue against Trump allies https://flip.it/G8PUof
MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell fled the stage at his cyber symposium at the same time news broke that Dominion’s multi billion-dollar lawsuit against him would continue https://flip.it/EkW8-4
Mike Lindell’s 72-hour fraud fest goes from very bad to worse https://flip.it/IW5csH
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