Bird Guts

Our nation’s greatest problem is not record July heat
It is not infrastructure potholes pitting every street
Or lost wars in Afghanistan after 20 long years
Or Trump who can still rally millions to his MAGA cheers
Our greatest problem Louie Gohmert Emperor for Life
Of looney tunes in Congress says is bird gut sacrifice.

Apparently birds getting fried is not a total stretch

Some do singe above solar farms and plummet to their death

But claiming that evil green energy is what’s to blame

And saying that it must be stopped is Louie-style insane

He claims exploding bird guts flaming all over the place

Is as a price too high to pay to save the human race.

The bird deaths have been known about by scientists for years

But Louie just discovered them as his greatest of fears

And he thinks by condemning them he’ll stop green energy

From cutting deeper into profits his coal buddies see

And they and his other fossil fuel friends will write big checks

To Emperor For Life Louie if solar he can vex.

The future of all life on earth in the balance is hanging

It’s tipping point is on the way while Louie keeps haranguing

About bird guts as the reason to keep burning soft coal

And drilling oil to ensure his friends don’t pay a toll

While they hasten the end of earth’s unique ability

To let all life forms including the dumb ones to still be.

17 August 2021

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