The Crook America Elected

The crook America elected is at it again
Altering reality from his rally playpen
Where he complains for hours about his sad lot in life
And humps the flag and cons his cult and truth does sacrifice
To his narcissistic ego that needs praise like oxygen
And so it goes at every rally again and again.

The crook America elected in 2016

Surpassed Leona Helmsley in the hierarchy of mean

The minute he was born and he’s grown meaner day by day

With revenge as his watchword and vengeance his only play

Even his cult has grown bored with recitals of hate

That for hours at each rally he shovels on their plate.

The crook America elected thinks he’ll again win

If he keeps whining that his loss was due to voting sin

His hopes he’s placed on a sham audit ninjas now conduct

That he is sure will prove that Arizona’s vote count sucked

As will other sham audits that in red states pile up

Because those in their legislatures are way past corrupt.

The crook America elected will not ever rest

Until he regains power he feels his right to be blessed

And so New York’s indictments that are coming fast and deep

Do not cause him to worry nor to lose a wink of sleep

He is supremely confident he will beat every one

Because he gets away with everything he’s ever done.

The crook America elected thinks going to jail

Is fine for his dumb toadies when their defense lawyers fail

And if disloyal his kids should spent some time in jail too

But because he’s above all law no jail time for him’s due

Indictments are just irritants when you’re God’s chosen one

They’re simply the next bits of bother to wiggle out from.

2 July 2021

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