She’s Back Too

Sarah Palin’s sick of watching Russia from her porch
So she’s considering a Senate run God may endorse
Unfortunately for a comment God could not be reached
But Sarah’s sure He’ll endorse her due to the things she’s preached
To Christian groups who say LGBTQs all must go

And pray that vote suppression leads to their running the show.

Sarah Palin is the second Sarah in one week

Emerging from the shadows to give elections a peek

And run and win if God works hard to bless and have their backs

Because they’ve worked so hard to push religion through attacks

They’ve flung at those who don’t believe the Christian stuff they do

And they therefore condemn to Hell as they’re sure He would do.

Sarah Palin’s right up there with Sarah Huckabee

When it comes to Sarahs no one wants again to see

But both are back and trying hard this second time around

To be more than the former jokes that made laughter resound

And who knows?, maybe some GOP God wants their electing

But not the same God all major religions are expecting.

30 July 2031

Sarah Palin says she’s considering a run for the senate ‘If God wants me to’ https://flip.it/gLQRd0i