So Not Gay!

Here’s to homophobia and bad nutrition too
Provided with fast food choices Chick-Fill-A sells to you
And here’s to Lindsey (HE’S STRAIGHT, OK?) Graham who’ll go to war
To defend that firm’s homophonic values to their core
Methinks Lindsey protests too much for one who’s SO NOT GAY!
But maybe it’s just smoke screen cover he’s sending our way.

Lindsey swears he’ll go to ‘war’ to defend Fill-A’s right

To set up shop at Notre Dame and sell chicken all night

And every day to hungry Catholic students who go there

Except of course on Sundays when they’d better be in prayer

But Lindsey is shocked, shocked those students want nothing to do

With homophobic ‘Christians’ whose chicken with hate’s shot through.

Lindsey Graham (WHO IS NOT GAY!, why do you ask again?)

In homophonic Chick-Fill-A has found a smoke screen friend

And he’ll defend that friend’s right to on campus everywhere

Make profits it then donates to him (who’s NOT GAY, I swear!)

But Lindsey (NOT GAY!) Graham better hope some hungry male friend

He entertains does not for take-out to Chick-Fill-A send.

16 July 2021

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