Mostly Empty Floor

Ticket sales are moving slowly, stadiums aren’t full
Of cultists willing to pay dough to hear old loads of bull
Dumped on them by Bill O’Reilly, whiny opening act
Who’ll set the stage for Trump’s ‘poor little me got robbed’ attack
Apparently eight thousand bucks for a VIP play
That meets and greets two assholes even wealthy fans won’t pay.

Stadiums aren’t filling up and ticket sales are down

For the tour of a loser as fronted by a clown

In city after city where they’re scheduled to appear

The venues where they’ll hump flags will be half empty, I hear

And some may well be emptier, we’ll have to wait and see

How many fools part with their money to with assholes be.

Slow ticket sales and empty stadiums both indicate

That when it comes to entertainment assholes don’t equate

To what the paying public wants to hear when it spends money

Compare their sorry ticket sales with concerts by Bad Bunny

And it’s painfully obvious if those sad sales don’t soar

The assholes will be entertaining mostly empty floor.

Trump was not happy when one of his rally crowds way back

Did not fill up all seats with cultists drawn to his attack

And at a recent rally someplace south the crowd walked out

Because they’d heard so many times what his whines were about

And so it comes as no surprise the Trump-O’Reilly show

Will be playing to non-packed houses everywhere they go.

But never fear, the two will claim crowds past imagination

Just like Trump did as his first lie after inauguration

Were in attendance everywhere the gaslight tag team played

So just ignore what press reported and cameras portrayed

About each half-filled stadium where two assholes alighted

Who later claimed all seats they filled and all who paid delighted.

17 July 2021

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