Surprise!

Another day another way to send a bit of grift
From Donald Trump grift master to those on his donor list
The crooked ploy he’s pulled on them before he’s pulled again
And those who do not read small print against it can’t defend
So they’ll be hit with donations pulled right out their wazoo
Because they left boxes pre-checked that are designed to screw.

Trump’s con PAC ‘Save America’ is a grift tool bar none

For cleaning out cult bank accounts that make the chosen one

Far richer than his cult will be thanks to compound donation

Which he claims he requires to defend ‘our’ threatened nation

But in reality he needs to rapidly amass

To pay off lawyers he has tasked to save his threatened ass.

He fools them once and fools them twice and then fools them some more

To keep donations coming through pre-checked boxes galore

Hidden away within each plea he makes to gain support

That will provide a big surprise in their next bank report

And although a few may complain of his repeated grift

Most he hopes will see their loss as his surprise birthday gift.

10 June 2021

Trump’s PAC, Save America, is opting supporters into extra ‘surprise’ donations for his birthday https://flip.it/GDlZRW