Spineless Worms

Mass spineless creatures in D.C. aren’t only cute cicadas
The Capitol’s infested by other spineless invadas

Of which the most spineless of all was known as Turtleman

But now will be known hereafter as leader of the clan
Of spineless worms who’ve wormed their way deep into government
Where in a squirming slimy mass they tell truth to get bent.

The spineless worms who worm king Mitch McConnell’s leading now

Burrow lower every day as in shit down they plow

With each illegal act they take to their power maintain

Because they know by legal means their survival’s in vain

And so they vote together in one big entangled knot

That every day becomes less useful than a lump of snot.

Real spineless worms are great for aerating garden soil

And as bait they make catching fish lots more fun with less 

toil

But the big lump of spineless worms infesting half the Hill

Aren’t good for anything except presenting a big bill

To those of us who hoped those we elect would represent

More than a squirmy mass sliming up honest government.

29 May 2021

 

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