Lickspittle Supreme

Lindsey Graham may not come out of the closet too soon
But that does not mean while he’s still in he’s not a buffoon

The other day on Hannity (where else?) he did proclaim

His attachment to Trump’s big ass is so tight it’s insane

Republicans can’t move forward without that ass, he said

(Which is OK with me because it means his party’s dead).

He says without Trump’s orange ass Republicans can’t thrive

It is the shelter from the storm that’s keeping them alive

No other way to move ahead he says is possible

Which goes to show how much of what it produces he’s full

He has fully transformed himself from closet-hidden hack

To ass-kissing buffoon supreme with no turning back.

The roll-call of Republicans is chock-full of wing nuts

But Lindsey holds its place of honor no ifs ands or buts

Because as a lickspittle he’s lickspittle as can be

While also downright stupid and devoid of dignity

His closet gayness is minor compared to what he shows

Each time he opens his mouth to more ass-kissing propose.

So let’s hear it for Lindsey Graham, Trump lickspittle supreme!

The top of the lickspittle heap since Mike Pence left the scene

And way up there he will remain proclaiming Trump his God

The only way Republicans can in the future plod

They’ll plod towards oblivion because that’s where they’re headed

With Lindsey Graham lickspittle types so thoroughly embedded.

7 May 2021

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