Fellow Nuts

Margie Greene and Jimmy J proclaim Gaetz innocent

Which is about all the endorsement Matt is going to get

Because other Republicans are laying very low 

And won’t stick their necks out for one who may little girls know

So Matt has two defenders but neither one pulls much weight

One has his own sex scandal, one screams Jew space laser hate.

These two nut cases have proclaimed lack of pederasty

In a fellow nut case who is the dumbest of the three

Before all facts are in and guilt or innocence is proven

Marge and Jim are the just the kind of nut cases behouven

While fellow GOP lay low to over the hill charge

Proclaiming innocence without facts on which to enlarge.

All nut cases must stick together in Congress, OK?

Or else those with brains may arrive and blow the nuts away

Who can’t imagine they could be replaced by nuts who think

And so defend their fellow nuts for lewd sex acts that stink

So as the case against Matt Gaetz for teenage sex plays out

They’ll louder scream he’s innocent and blame the Dems no doubt.

1 April 2021

Marge Greene and Jim Jordan proclaim Matt Gaetz ‘innocent’ https://flip.it/Pp78Iv

Republicans have been waiting for the Matt Gaetz scandal to break https://flip.it/tj31Nm