Bonkers Mix

It would prove beyond every doubt there really is a god
If trafficking a teenage girl takes down Trump’s top troll clod!
The biggest loudest Trump ass-kisser ever to exist
May soon be doing time for sex trafficking on the list

Of all despicable actions Gaetz has performed to date

And this one is the worst of all the crap heaped on his plate.

The saga down in Florida that’s now coming to light

Is stuff you can’t make up no matter how bizarre you write:

A tax collector, wedding friends, drones, body armor, guns,

Old licenses retrieved from shred cans, multiple fake ones,

Sex trafficking connected to Gaetz in some kind of way

That Barr himself approved looked into by the DOJ.

This story is such juicy stuff who knows how it will end?

But if Gaetz thinks he’ll survive intact he can think again!

By saying that his father wore a wire he’s revealed

An FBI investigation that was once concealed

And undermined its secret plan designed to him protect

From a extortion threat he claimed was hung around his neck.

This is the kind of bonkers story that will grow more legs

As each new revealed wiggle ratchets it up yet more pegs

But it should come as no surprise no matter how it ends

That only down in Florida, a state filled with Trump friends

And led by the world’s smallest mini-me Trump wannabe

Could taxes, guns, teen girls, and Gaetz be mixed in one story.

31 March 2021 

Rachel Maddox walks through bonkers Republican scandal that led to Matt Gaetz sex trafficking probe https://flip.it/1I-ffp

The even weirder backstory behind the bizarre Gaetz sex trafficking investigation story https://flip.it/qHn5FLd

Gaetz: DOJ probe into possible relationship with teenage girl is part of extortion plot https://flip.it/9DKNgo